Some of my favorites from the books....

"So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who is stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep."
~Alanna, In the Hand of the Goddess

"I think as a human being! Men don't any differently than women, they just make more noise about being able to!"
~Alanna, The Woman who Rides like a Man

"You need sweetening."
"Give him the whole pot of honey then."
~Daja and Sandry about Briar's breakfast, Sandry's book

"Yours is a happy nature."
~Numair to Daine, The realms of the gods

"Whoever you are and if your here to kill me, you'll need to do it while i remain prone. Have the decency to be quick about it so I can get back to my rest."
~Numair, In the Realms of the Gods

"Pigs might fly." or "I'd sooner kiss a pig!"
~Alanna, most of the books, but mainly Alanna: The first Adventure

"Piffle you."
~Daine, I think this is in all the Immortals, but the one I remembered it was from for sure is Emperor Mage

"If he were any stiffer, I'd paint a design on him, and use him for a sheild."
~Alanna about Lord Wyldon, First Test

"Birthdays! Only a girl-noble would think the day you came into the world was a thing to celebrate."
~Briar, Briar's Book

"But that's my good side. You really should tell her some of my faults. Then again - please don't. I forgot you actualy know my faults."
~Numair, Wild Magic

"The few grey hairs she has on her head are my doing. But I send her plenty of money so she can pay to have them dyed."
~Numair, Wild Magic

"I'll have to read this scholar Everyone. He seems to have written alot, all of it wrong."
~Daine, Emperor Mage

If you think I've left anything out, please e-mail me at coopersheart@yahoo.com!

"Girl, boy or dancing bear, you're the finest page - the finest squire-to-be - at court."
~Jonathan to Alanna

"Jem is is very rash," Hilam told Alanna. "I'm not. It's going to take far more than these little barbs to pierce my armor-"

"Perhaps my sword will pierce it, then?" Jonathon asked coolly from the doorway.

"Some people think they're pretty observant since they became heroes of the war,"
~Alanna

A few more quotes that I've gathered from friends, family, and other people I know!

"I am doomed to be content!"
"That really doesn't sound all that bad to me."
~Taby and I, while standing in the lunch line and talking about her life

"but still i am too be doomed as a contented nothing for through out my sarrow ful lifeless life"
~Taby, again, when I reminded her of saying the above over the IM

"I'm going on an insanity venture care to join me?"
~Taby, whenever she's feeling a bit insane/hyper

"Theres theres 48 grams of sugar in my drink"
"Well i have 56!"
~Me, Kelly, or Taby, at lunch time (Numbers may very!)

"Eeeeew!"
~Kt, when she found out we were competing to have more sugar, not less!

"u shouldn't atack desks... they always find a way to get back at u"
~ Me to Max, when his desk was going to fall, and his computer was going to crash into the ground cos he kicked the leg off

"It's spam! It won World War II! It's true! Cause when the soldiers ate it they faught harder so they could get back to regular hamburgers!"
~Jonathan Evans...

Me and Alex: Mr. Park!
Me: You're not going to be here on Tuesday!
Alex: What are we suposed to do, go into the office and say that we have an anouncement?
Mr. Park: You're going to make to anouncement on Tuesday.
Me and Alex: You're not going to be here on Tuesday
Mr. Park: I'm Not? What's the day after Tuesday?
Me and Alex: Wednesday.
Mr. Park: Am I going to be here on Wednesday?
Me and Alex: We don't know
Me: How are we suposed to know?
Mr. Park: I am going to be here, you'll make the anouncement on Wednesday.
Alex: Ok.
~If you knew Mr. Park, this conversation wouldn't seem strage to you, just funny. Mr. Park is the Yearbook Advisor at our school, and the announcement was one we had to make over the PA concerning the Yearbook.

Mrs. White: It's just thinking!
Cody: Oh, it hurts!
Mrs. White: How would you know, you haven't done it yet.

Mrs. White: Ok, so Catelyn can give the report.
Catelyn: Ohh...
Mrs. White: What? Talking's the same standing up as sitting down.

Adventures in partner juggling... Just so you can see how NOT sane I really am...

Me: "We can do this, Kari! Or else we're... bad at juggling!"
Kari: "We ARE bad at juggling, Sandy"
Me: "Oh, yeah..."

Me: "We can do this, Kari!"
Kari: "No we can't, Sandy."
Me: "Why not?"
Kari: "Cause we can't juggle."
Me: "Good point."

Mr. Gabrys: "You need just a little more practice... you're almost there!"
Me: "Did you hear that, Kari? We're almost there!"
Kari: "Sandy, we suck."

In case everyone was wondering, we had to juggle at school for a grade in Phys. Ed. There were a bunch of ways to get points, and for an A, we had to get 1000. Partner juggling was one of the ways.

The scary little seventh graders! (They have multiple lives...)

"Where's Trina? We need to ask her something."
"She died."
~Me and Kellye asking Lia where Trina was

The next day...
"Hey, Lia, where's Trina?"
"She died again."
"Twice?!"
~Me and Kellye asking about Trina again.

"Where's Trina? Is she here today?"
"They're both absent."
"Wha...?"
~Me and Kellye asking Stefan if he new where Trina was

"...and then I felt guilty, so I shot myself in the head."
"Wait, you died?"
"*Laughs* yeah"
*I go bug Katrina, then come back*
"...and I fell off the balkony and the guy dumped a refrigerator on top of me."
"Gosh, how many times have you died?"
~Heather, trying to tell a joke, and me interupting her

A.J.:"We're all gonna die every time Javier doesn't shave!"
Me:"No, you're going to die. You're the seventh grader."

This stuff I've gathered from lots of other places, and it's just quotes that I like!

"The moving finger writes; and having writ moves on; nor all thy piety nor wit small lure it back to cancle half a line, nor all thy tears wash out a word of it."
~Omar Khayyan, 11th century Iran (I know this is writen by some guy that died 1000 years ago, but I like it, and I went through piles of scribled papers, not to mention paying enough atention during Social Studies long enough to catch that quote and write it down, to find it and put it up here now.)

"A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are for. Be good ships. Sail out to sea and do new things."
~Grace Hopper, First woman Admiral in the Navy.

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
~Unknown

"If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment."
~Aya's fortune cookie

"People don't plan to fail, they just fail to plan."
~My fortune cookie

"There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus."
~"Horoscopes," by Wierd All

"The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with torture called education."
~John Updike The Centaur

"I took the [road] not taken
And that has made all the difrence."
~Robet Frost, "The Road not Taken"

"To the world you may be one person,
But to one person you may be the world!"
~Linda Ellid, "The Dash"

"I am a band geek. I just never really joined the band."
~Jim, American Pie 2

"When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies."
~Peter Pan!

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."
~Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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