~Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself down your pants!

~Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I’d love to tap that ass.

~I don't live on a farm but I sure can raise a cock.

~Do you have any prunes? <no> Then how about a date?

~Your name must be Gillette...because you're the best a man can get!

~Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

~If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

~Roses are red, violets are blue, after they're done playing this song, let's go screw.

~Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

~I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by your beauty.

~I was sitting here holding my cigarette, when I realized I'd rather be holding you.

~You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

~Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet!

~If this bar is a meat market, then you must be the Prime Rib!

~Are those "Fuck me" eyes or "Fuck You" eyes?

~If I had a rose for every time I thought about you, I'd be walking through my garden   
  forever.

~I may not be Wilma/Fred Flintstone, but I'm sure I could make your BED ROCK!

~If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

~You must me Jamaican, because Jamaican me CRAZY!

~If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

~Do you have a Band-Aid? I seemed to have skinned my knee when I fell for you...

~I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!

~Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes!

~Are you a parking ticket...because you have FINE written all over you...

~Is it you or is it just hot in here?

~Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?

~Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

~If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

~Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa/Hanukkah Harry what I want for 
   Christmas?

~The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

~[Tap your thigh and say] And you think this is my leg.

~If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

~Hey, somebody just farted. Let's get out of here.

~I think there's something in your eye...oh, never mind, it's just a sparkle.

~[check tag on shirt] "Just as I thought, Made in Heaven"

~Save water. Shower with a friend.

~I need a twenty thousand ton penguin. [he/she replies "Why?"] Oh sorry, I'm just trying to break the ice.

~Quick somebody call the cops! This girl/guy just stole my heart!

~You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

~I feel like Richard Gere standing next to you, Pretty Woman.

~Hey baby, are you in the mood for swimming? I was hoping to show you my breast stroke.

~You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar]
   He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

~May I end this sentence with a proposition?