| FANatic (the most unorginal part of the site if I do say so myself) -funny little ways to tell if you are a Hanson FANatic- -although I may be scared if you actually have done some of these things- |
| ~ You jump and knock down your 40 year old next door when you find out he has the same birthday as Isaac. ~ Even though you live in the northern most part of Alaska, you go all the way Australia to get the special version of This Time Around that includes ‘Smile’ and ‘Lonely Again.’ Why you didn’t just order it offline, we still aren’t sure. ~ You buy CKB cologne and spray it all over your room, especially on your pillow because Taylor is rumored to wear the very cologne. ~ You take French for your foreign language even though you hate it and are much better at Spanish, just because you get to pick a French name, your top 2 choices are Madeline or Lucy. (for obvious reasons) ~ You went so far to make a birthday cake on Zac’s birthday because it marks 3 months, 2 weeks and 4 days until your own birthday! ~ When your science teacher mentions Sir Isaac Newton, you jump out of your chair drastically and shake the kid next to you so hard that he falls over, is rushed to the hospital, and needs 15 stitches in his chin. You end up in the principal’s office. ~ You even buy magazines that Jonathan Taylor Thomas appears in just so you can cut out the ‘Taylor’ part of his name. ~ Around Christmas time there are 3 extra specially wrapped presents under the tree, one for Isaac, Taylor, and Zac-just in case they happen to be in town. ~ When it’s time for the girls to play football, you have ‘Zac Attack’ written across the back of your jersey. ~ You trace your family history back as far as you can to see if any of your ancestors have the last name of Hanson or if you are Danish in any way shape or form. ~ When your Aunt Betty went to Tulsa for a business trip you ordered her to eat at Rex’s Boneless Chicken and paid her $50 for the menu she stole for you. Hey, who knows...Taylor could have touched that very menu! ~ Almost casing a car crash, you yell at your dad to make a wild turn off the highway just to follow a car with a Oklahoma state license plate that’s getting off at the exit that you have practically already pasted. ~ You order a specialized key chain for yourself that says- ‘Hanson Fan 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, open until midnight.’ ~ In Home Ec. class, your teacher tells you to bring in your mother’s recipe for brownies, but you tell her that you can’t....you need MRS. HANSON’S recipe, it’s Taylor’s favorite. ~ You make it a point to look up at the moon and stars every night, who knows, Isaac, Taylor, or Zac might be looking at the sky at that very moment. ~ You tell your parents that you must own every single ’Sally Hanson Beauty Supply’ item...to add to your Hanson collection. ~ When your brother’s fifth grade teacher’s name was Mrs. Hanson, you made sure to meet her, and let her know that she might be related to the one and only Hanson brothers. ~ When you vote for Hanson on TRL you write a novel instead of a comment and wonder why your request never gets aired. ~ When you bought multiple copies of TTA you said you only did it for "the sake of the family.” Yea...right. ~ You get your very first detention of the year, in March, you were doing so good...but your streak came to an end. So, you get the detention and everything is fine until you find out it is scheduled for March 14th...Taylor’s birthday! You march right back into that classroom and tell your teacher that you won’t be able to serve the detention, when she asks why you tell her....’DUH!’ But then you have to explain to her...she doesn’t buy it and you get yet another detention for ’talking rudely to an adult.’ ~ Your teachers even tell you when Hanson is going to be on TV and offer to write it in your assignment notebook for you, just so you won‘t forget, because last time you forgot you were out for a month, the case- depression. ~ Your parents are forced to unplug the phone when Hanson is on TV because so many people call you to tell you and once, your dad even missed an important business call because of this! ~ The Christmas that ‘Snowed In’ came out you received 30 copies of it. When you went to return 15 of them the guy at Wal Mart asked you if you were feeling alright. ~ Your entire room is a Hanson shrine and the wallpaper is even starting to move out into the hallway and down the staircase, you just want to share the love. |