Do's and Dont's
to survive those darn Hanson Droughts

DO listen to Hanson as much as you possibly can
DON'T use your Hanson albums as coasters, frisbees, or a toy for your dog
DO update you Hanson website
DON'T change you Hanson fan site into a NSync fan site
DO continue to check for updates on sites such as HansonHotel or Hanson.net
DON'T email those webmaster's telling them you hate Hanson droughts (you aren't the only one suffering!)
DO rearange your Hanson posters on your walls
DON'T give your Hanson posters to the baby next door to drool on
DO look through you Hanson scrapbook you made in 1997
DON'T flush your scrapbook down the toilet
DO watch Tulsa, Toyko, and The Middle of Nowhere a few times
DON'T watch it so much that the tape gets tangled and it ruins both the tape and your VCR!
DO find and display your ticket stubs from you Hanson concerts
DON'T rip them up (you'll regret it!)
DO think about the awesome Hanson concerts you've gone too
DON'T make up for that by going to a Spice Girls concert
DO keep your non-Hanson loving friends up to date on the newest album, even though you don't even know when it's coming out
DON'T tell them you are sick of these droughts (you want them to become a fan don't you?!)
DO request an old Hanson tune at your local radio station
DON'T request some song you don't even like just because you know it will get played
DO watch your old home-made Hanson tapes
DON'T cry when you see just how young Zac was in 1997
DO write to Rosie telling her how much you wanna see Hanson on her show when the new album comes out
DON'T write her a sad note about your undying love for Hanson and how you will die if you don't meet them (on her show of course)
DO watch MTV to keep up with what is happening  the music world
DON'T throw a brick at your TV because Carson says that Hanson is STILL working on the album
DO keep in touch with fans on message boards and chat rooms at Hanson sites
DON'T pretend to be Isaac and lie about his new rap album coming soon
DO jump up and down when the release date for the album is set
DON'T strangle the Camelot manager because she won't reserve a copy for you!



These were suppose to be light and funny....and I don't expect you to go to these extremes!  But, you never know.

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