Do's and Dont's to survive those darn Hanson Droughts |
DO listen to Hanson as much as you possibly can DON'T use your Hanson albums as coasters, frisbees, or a toy for your dog DO update you Hanson website DON'T change you Hanson fan site into a NSync fan site DO continue to check for updates on sites such as HansonHotel or Hanson.net DON'T email those webmaster's telling them you hate Hanson droughts (you aren't the only one suffering!) DO rearange your Hanson posters on your walls DON'T give your Hanson posters to the baby next door to drool on DO look through you Hanson scrapbook you made in 1997 DON'T flush your scrapbook down the toilet DO watch Tulsa, Toyko, and The Middle of Nowhere a few times DON'T watch it so much that the tape gets tangled and it ruins both the tape and your VCR! DO find and display your ticket stubs from you Hanson concerts DON'T rip them up (you'll regret it!) DO think about the awesome Hanson concerts you've gone too DON'T make up for that by going to a Spice Girls concert DO keep your non-Hanson loving friends up to date on the newest album, even though you don't even know when it's coming out DON'T tell them you are sick of these droughts (you want them to become a fan don't you?!) DO request an old Hanson tune at your local radio station DON'T request some song you don't even like just because you know it will get played DO watch your old home-made Hanson tapes DON'T cry when you see just how young Zac was in 1997 DO write to Rosie telling her how much you wanna see Hanson on her show when the new album comes out DON'T write her a sad note about your undying love for Hanson and how you will die if you don't meet them (on her show of course) DO watch MTV to keep up with what is happening the music world DON'T throw a brick at your TV because Carson says that Hanson is STILL working on the album DO keep in touch with fans on message boards and chat rooms at Hanson sites DON'T pretend to be Isaac and lie about his new rap album coming soon DO jump up and down when the release date for the album is set DON'T strangle the Camelot manager because she won't reserve a copy for you! |
These were suppose to be light and funny....and I don't expect you to go to these extremes! But, you never know. Drought Home Return to These Crashing Seas |