NSyncees' Mind

As embarrassing as it is to say this, most of my friends are NSync fans. Seeing as though I strongly dislike NSync, all my run-in's with NSync fans have not been, shall we say, pleasant? I have found that most NSync fans are dumb teenage girls that have nothing else better to do with their life than to tape NSync concerts to try and learn the difficult and oh so appealing dance moves. Or better yet, try and dress up just like Lance. Either way, I'm sure you would agree, it's pretty bad. I somehow always end up in a 'fight' with them about NSync and Hanson. Here are their main comebacks (if you can ever call them that) and what I have to say back to them because frankly I never get to talk in between their screaming 'Justin's hot!' So here we go. Thanks to Lisa for helping me think of all their lame comebacks! :)

Disclaimer- all of the following WERE said by Nsync fans I actually know and I did not make them up, I don't think my brain could operate at such a low level of thought. And although I do love these fans (well, most of them at least) I thought I would share with the world why millions of girls worship a crappy manufactured pop group. Hate mail can be sent HERE. Thank you very, very much.

NSyncee Comeback #1- 'Hanson is so ugly.'
My Reply- Right like ugliness matters anyways? This is the music business not some damn beauty pageant. And you can't tell me that JC's feathered hair is appealing in the least bit. He probably spends the same amount of time in the bathroom as you and neither of you look good.

NSyncee Comeback #2- 'They are such hillbillies!'
My Reply- First of all, who are you to say they are hillbillies? You don't even know them. Plus being a hillbilly doesn't mean a thing when you are talking about music. By the way, wasn't it your dad who was aimlessly wandering around your house, while you had friends over, in a thong?! Yea, I thought so.

NSyncee Comeback #3- 'Zac is majorly obese and is such a fat ass!'
My Reply- It must be because they don't dance and work out as much as NSync, huh?! I like Zac, and he's buff not fat. If you think he is fat may I suggest some professional help? Or as one special NSync fan likes to say about everyone else but herself- 'he might be big bonedddddd.' *shrugs and goes on to the next*

NSyncee Comeback #4- 'At least NSync doesn't play stupid instruments like Hanson.'
My Reply- First of all, if it weren't for those dumb instruments NSync would still be wandering around Florida looking for an old fat man named Lou. Secondly, when you play instruments it means you are more talented. Duh. Oh, I thought you already knew that- sorry.

NSyncee Comeback #5- '5 is more than 3.'
My Reply- Wow, you passed first grade math. Your parents must be really proud.

NSyncee Comeback #6- 'They can't dance for beans.'
My Reply- It doesn't matter, some people have better things to do with their life than go to dance rehearsals and learn how to hump the floor. Beans are good.

NSyncee Comeback #7- 'They are gay.'
My Reply- Like someone's sexuality matters. There are tons of gay musicians. Some of the best musicians and most successful people are gay. And think about it, what sane straight 30 year old man wants to sing pure pop, wear matching silk pajamas, and dance around like a friggin' fairy princess?

NSyncee Comeback #8- 'They wear ugly clothes.'
My Reply- Could it be because Hanson were actually planning to sing live and have more on their mind than if their hair looks stunning or if they have the latest designer outfit on? And anything is better than wearing the same SuperMan shirt everyday of your life.

NSyncee Comeback #9- 'They suck.'
My Reply- At least half of their members didn't appear on the Mickey Mouse Club signing 'We Are The World' while holding hands on national television. Hanson does not suck.

NSyncee Comeback #10- 'Hanson can't beat box like Justin.'
My Reply- Who said they wanted to?

NSyncee Comeback #11- 'NSync can play instruments, just choose not to.'
My Reply- Right, like I believe that for a second. If they could wouldn't they? But then again, I can imagine it would be rather difficult for them to play instruments while attached to a string and hanging over an audience of screaming 4-year old girls in Pokemon shirts. Side Note- I wonder if the blood ever rushes to their heads?

NSyncee Comeback #12- 'NSync is just as much musicians as Hanson.'
My Reply- Wow, I didn't know NSync wrote, produced, and played all their music. On a good day, Joey actually shows up to the studio.

NSyncee Comeback #13- 'There are so many more NSync fans and they are really loyal.'
My Reply- Yes, half of them still won't be able to drink by 2012. But, I'm sure they are really loyal...I somehow remember the night I was over your house and you pulled down all your NSync posters because you heard Justin was *gasp!* dating Britney Spears! And I'm over here waiting for a Hanson album for 3 years, you sound really loyal.

NSyncee Comeback #14- 'NSync was out WAAAY before Hanson. If it weren't for NSync Hanson would never be.'
My Reply- I believe Hanson and The Spice Girls were out before any of the boybands and are always referred to having started the whole pop craze. By the way, have you ever heard of a tiny little group called New Kids On The Block?

NSyncee Comeback #15- 'Hanson is so ugly!'
My Reply- hahahahahahaha...you already said that!!