| The Real World I’m a fanatic of MTV’s The Real World. I love Reality TV, but The Real World was the first and is the best. Each year thousands of hopefuls (ages18-25) send in their audition tapes hoping to be chosen to appear in a season of the show. Here are Hanson’s roles they would play on the show. (because of course they would all get picked) Now, I know Zac isn’t old enough (yet) This is also assuming that ‘Hanson’ had never formed. *gasp* This is all in fun and intend to be humorous. *it is all purely fiction* |
| Isaac: Job- aspiring musician/sells cars at Big Bob’s Used Car Dealership Hobbies- playing guitar, writing poetry, collecting tools, and picking up garbage in and around his community Real World Season Location- Toronto, Canada Cast- Rob, Isaac, Eric, Stan, Kelley, Melinda, and Stacey Real World Role- When Isaac first walked in the house all the girls (except the gay one) were swooning over him yet he was totally oblivious of it. Kelley even went so far to even give him a back massage on the very first night in the house. Isaac, or Ike as the guys called him, got along great with the male members of the house too. They would always turn to him for girlfriend and relationship advice (although he currently didn’t have a girlfriend) The Toronto season was known for it’s fights. Yet, Isaac was always the one to make the peace and rarely ever got involved in the fights. His ‘Let Us Make Peace’ speech is a favorite among long-time viewers and he’s glad he’s made an impact on the world. Although all the girls wanted him the whole season, he never took any of their offers up on the air. But, closed sources say that Melinda and him may have had a one night fling after a night of dancing and drinking. Par-tay! Life After The Real World- Isaac is happy that he has been granted his 15 minutes of fame. And in fact, that’s all he wants. Isaac says that being on The Real World has showed him what life in the spotlight is like and is no longer waiting around for that record deal. In fact, since his stay in the house, Big Bob has shoved Isaac up the corporate ladder and Ike is now the vice-president of Big Bob’s Used Car Dealership. Big Bob has said that since so many people now recognize and trust Isaac he has sold nearly 100,000 cars! Congratulations to Isaac! Isaac has also found a steady girlfriend....Melinda’s sister. Taylor: Job- pianist of local church choir/Abercrombie and Fitch model Hobbies- writing and playing music, taking long walks on the beach, combing his hair, and going on dates Real World Season Location- Atlantic City, New Jersey Cast- Taylor, Tim, Ron, Hillary, Heidi, Pat, and Janelle Real World Role- Not knowing that there would be a model living with them, all the girls were stunned when Taylor walked into the house. He was immediately the favorite of all the woman and the envy of all the men living with him. The guy room mates soon turned Tay off as being ‘gay’ and started some nasty rumors about him. All the while, Taylor tried to stay strong and tighten his relationships with the female members of the house and tried to maintain a long distance relationship with his girlfriend of 3 years. Yet, a month into the season Taylor had a mental breakdown, he confessed all to Heidi during a late night stroll on the beach. Taylor called together a house meeting where he would confront the male room mates about his problems yet, it did not help. He began to get very lonely and depressed. Soon enough, the season was over and Taylor was relieved. Life After The Real World- The Real World has been an eye opener for Taylor. He has said that although he did not enjoy his time on the show, it has changed his life forever. In a positive way. Being on the show showed him to cherish his real friends back home and also made him realize that he couldn’t live without his girlfriend. The night he returned from his stay in New Jersey he asked his long time girlfriend to marry him and she said yes. Marriage details have not yet been arranged but sources say that Taylor is planning to invite all 6 members of the house to the wedding. Taylor has also continued to model for Abercrombie among other designer names. Zac: Job- Disc Jockey for Tulsa’s Club City/drummer of Tulsa’s 12 Man Band Hobbies- drumming, playing video games, shooting guns, and making fun of homeless people Real World Season Location- Tulsa, Oklahoma Cast- Zac, Dominic, Brett, Cheryl, Heather, Michelle, and, Rhonda Real World Role- Zac immediately was the favorite among every cast member in the house. Although all the women loved him (and his hair) he really bonded with the guys. The 3 male cast members became great friends and did everything together often leaving the other 4 woman cast members out. They were hurt but all still loved Zac. The cast often came to the club in downtown Tulsa where Zac was a Disc Jockey. Yet, one night while DJing, he dedicated a song to his male room mates. Cheryl was outraged and afterwards confronted Zac cursing, screaming, and kicking him in the shins. Zac couldn’t believe that it had hurt her feelings so much. After about 15 minutes of abuse from this girl he decided he could no longer take it and slapped her one across the face. The next day both Zac and Cheryl were forced to leave the show because of their behavior. The rest of the male cast members were sadden by Zac’s leave and decided that they too, must leave the show. Only 3 members remained and MTV was forced to cancel the season. Life After Real World- Zac’s short two months on the Real World have left him with two lifetime friends, Dominic and Brett. The 3 now room together in college and Zac has said that they were destined to meet. Since Zac’s appearances on The Real World Tulsa’s 12 Man Band has broken into the Top 100 in Billboard and is now even nominated for a Tulsa Grammy. Zac is still without a girl but says it’s okay. His fight with Cheryl has taught him that he isn’t read to settle down yet and still says it’s all about hanging with his boys. Cheryl says that her and Zac have not spoken since the night of their fight and she does not intend on seeing him ever again. We’ll have to see what the reunion holds. |
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