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Crazy Complaint Letters
By Samantha and Scott
Ever have a company flip your knob-deliver a poorly packaged, inferior product and lackadaisically brush you off when you have the audacity to demand quality?  Well, we never have, but that fails to deter us from writing bogus complaint letters to them.  We write these letters for the sheer fun of of it, to trip the boundaries of the complaint letter art form, and for the occasional free tube of Polygrip.  In the service of honesty, griping is just funnier.  We hope you enjoy reading our letters, and be sure to view the responses from the companies.
Just click on the title of the letter you want to read!
Mayo Annoyance
Things are beginning to Jell-O
Tots for Tots
Anutter Butter Complaint
12 Steps Backwards
Make Nice, Not Rice
High and Mighty Milk
No Beefcake
Cheezy Queasy
Dorito Hell
All About ALL
The Tin Man
Velveeta Goldmine
Gummi
Soup Is Bad Food
Baloney Lasagna
Disclaimer:
The following letters are works of fiction.  They do not reflect the views of the authors.  Similarities between the characters in these works and any individual, living or deceased, is merely coincidental.  (Actually, they are based on our next door neighbor. What a freak.!)  We have enjoyed indulging our right to shoot our collective mouth off.  Rest assured, our original intent in writing these letters was to entertain--not to offend your delicate sensibilities (this means you, putty lips.)
Dr Pepper Letter
You are visitor #
[Jokes]
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