The Evil Cactrot Page!!
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The evil Cactrot. note the evil skin and eyebrows. |
| Welcome to the Evil Cactrot Page. You have stumbled upon our secret hiding place in this measly domain. I embody all that is evil among Cactrots, or Cactuars if you dare call us by that name given to us by the abominable Final Fantasy 8. Come on where's the fantasy? Anyway you can also call me by our Japanese name Sabotender. Now I will tell you the little known secrets of our evil society within the Cactrots. Learn about how we, the evil cactrots acquired the 1000 point damage attack and made the cactrots a force to be reckoned with! |
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cactrots are peaceful, but a few of us are... different. We, the evil
cactrots, finally grew tired of the usual small band of heroes, always 4
or less, attacking us. So we decided to take matters in our own hands.
Once we formed our alliance of evil cactrots we decided to rid ourselves
of the plague known as humans! Don't bother doing anything now for you
have been found. Thanks to our computers we have sent a cookie to your
computer, you might say an evil cookie! This cookie will tell us your
exact whereabouts and allow us to assume your human identity and
infiltrate the human world!!! Glory to the evil cactrots!!! |
| A brief history of the Evil Cactrot Race |
| It all started when a game
programmer thought a cactus-like enemy would be cute for the newest Final
Fantasy game. Little did this programmer know of our awesome power in
waiting. Then we were born the Cactrots, we were content of course.
Tired of the constant human interference we manipulated our creators threw
our more 'good-natured' cactrots, who were ignorant of our true intent,
for the skills necessary for world domination. It was then we were given
the 1000 point damage attacks to 'defend' ourselves and an unimaginable
evade to strike fear in our enemies hearts! However, we were cursed by our
creators and imbedded with10 magic points! (magic points were needed by
the pitiful humans to learn magic from Espers) But! All was not lost, we
allied ourselves with the ever destructive Hoovers, a most foul beast that
could easily decimate any humans daring to find us! Disaster for humans is
near! Be afraid! For we have humans on our side as well! It seems your own
are out to destroy you! For the efforts of the CACTROT
ADOPTION AGENCY have allowed many of our kind into human
households, unaware of their impending doom!!! Be afraid human! |
If you think you know of the history of evil cactrots in the succeeding Final Fantasy games, try me!
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