The Evil Cactrot Page!!

The evil Cactrot. note the evil skin and eyebrows.

 

Welcome to the Evil Cactrot Page. You have stumbled upon our secret hiding place in this measly domain. I embody all that is evil among Cactrots, or Cactuars if you dare call us by that name given to us by the abominable Final Fantasy 8. Come on where's the fantasy? Anyway you can also call me by our Japanese name Sabotender. Now I will tell you the little known secrets of our evil society within the Cactrots. Learn about how we, the evil cactrots acquired the 1000 point damage attack and made the cactrots a force to be reckoned with!

 

Most cactrots are peaceful, but a few of us are... different. We, the evil cactrots, finally grew tired of the usual small band of heroes, always 4 or less, attacking us. So we decided to take matters in our own hands. Once we formed our alliance of evil cactrots we decided to rid ourselves of the plague known as humans! Don't bother doing anything now for you have been found. Thanks to our computers we have sent a cookie to your computer, you might say an evil cookie! This cookie will tell us your exact whereabouts and allow us to assume your human identity and infiltrate the human world!!! Glory to the evil cactrots!!!

 

 

A brief history of the Evil Cactrot Race
It all started when a game programmer thought a cactus-like enemy would be cute for the newest Final Fantasy game. Little did this programmer know of our awesome power in waiting. Then we were born the Cactrots, we were content of course.  Tired of the constant human interference we manipulated our creators threw our more 'good-natured' cactrots, who were ignorant of our true intent, for the skills necessary for world domination. It was then we were given the 1000 point damage attacks to 'defend' ourselves and an unimaginable evade to strike fear in our enemies hearts! However, we were cursed by our creators and imbedded with10 magic points! (magic points were needed by the pitiful humans to learn magic from Espers) But! All was not lost, we allied ourselves with the ever destructive Hoovers, a most foul beast that could easily decimate any humans daring to find us! Disaster for humans is near! Be afraid! For we have humans on our side as well! It seems your own are out to destroy you! For the efforts of the CACTROT ADOPTION AGENCY have allowed many of our kind into human households, unaware of their impending doom!!! Be afraid human!

If you think you know of the history of evil cactrots in the succeeding Final Fantasy games, try  me!

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