Yo! I'm Saotome Ranma, of the TV series and manga Ranma Nibun No Ichi (that's "one-half" or "one part of two".) I'm gonna take a wild guess and figure that you already know all about my ... problem. Cursed spring, splash, yaaaaggghh ... anyway, I know that a lot of fanfic writers have told stories based on my life, and for some weird reason, there's a lot of stories about you guys coming to live with me and the Tendou family, and trying to fix all our problems -- and in the really, really weird ones, I wind up married to Akane, of all people. (Yeesh! That's not solving my problems ... that's making them even WORSE!)
A bucket of cold water comes flying on from off stage, smashing into Ranma and prompting the inevitable sex change. A distant cry of "Ranma no BAKA" is heard.

Kawaiikune!
Anyway, what Chris Davies has done with his first story based on my life was a lot like that, but different. Chris doesn't get dumped from his dimension to mine, picking up amazing powers along the way ... he basically gets lost and hitches up with me and Pop in China, just as we get to ... you guessed it. And then he picks up his cursed form. So, imagine a guy with the same problem that I've got, without any martial arts at all ... and you've got Chris. He wants to help me out, but as often as not he's completely bewhildered by everything that's goin' on.

Anyway, I don't wanna tell you too much about what happens to us in the story, because let's face it, Chris is a better storyteller than I am. (Now, if it was martial arts story telling, he'd be toast.) So here's the two chapters that he's written so far.

Chapter One: Arrival At the Tendou Home! Are Your Insurance Premiums Paid?

Chapter Two: Doing Laundry is Fun! How'd Your Day Go Ranma-Kun?

There's gonna be more coming out just as soon as it gets written. I'm sure looking forward to watching him try to fight Ryouga ...

Oh, if you wanna go back to the main page, you should probably use that mouse thing-a-mabob to click here. 'Course, I don't know squat about computers, so don't take my word for it.