Sled Clean 8
It's a recruit, it's a mechanic. It's Super Buck! The big boy from a small town planet has unleashed his mighty powers of cleansing upon the villainous mud and plant matter. The evils of soil threatened this fair sled, casting it toward the abyss of dirtiness, but Super Buck defeated this foe handily. The battle was mighty, but thanks to his sidekick known only as The Brush, Super Buck was able to win the day. His greatest weapon in this fight was the rare import known as Ma's Cleaning Fluid, suitable for use against everything from blood stains to engine grease and it always leaves that fresh, clean scent. If you ever think of heading down the path of dirt and grit, know that such cads and dastards will surely be brought to justice by those heroes known as The Grime Fighters.
Buck Johanson
Sled Clean 9
So Very Clean
(to "The Brady Bunch")
Here's a story
'bout a dirty airsled
who had just come in from Crystal ranges far.
All of it was shabified
and grime-covered
Its walls were very marred.
Here's a story
About a new recruit
who had cleaned by far too many sleds
She was worn and tired
from the cleaning
And only wanted bed.
Til the one day with the recruit entered the sled
And she knew that even though it might seem mean
she would scrub and clean... until she bled..
and that's how this sled became so very clean!
So very clean.. so very clean
That's how this sled became so very clean.
Cleaner: Sielle Wed May 28 01:30:39 2003