Sung to The Theme Song from Gilligan's Island by Sherwood Schwartz and George Wyle
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this hangar bay,
aboard this tiny sled.
The mate was a mighty flyin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny sled was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Wild Rose would be lost; the Wild Rose would be lost.
The sled set ground on the land of this uncharted desert claim,
with Trevor, and Mara too,
the Meditech, and his Wife,
the Cuttertech, the Researcher and KayL2,
here on Trevor’s claim.