Chip: And here comes the pitch...AND HE CONNECTS!!! Antispawn really got a hold of that one!! Barbarian back to the wall....IT'S OUTTA HERE!!! HOME RUN!!!
Dale: I have never seen a gerbil fly that far.
Chip: Anti is rounding the bases, and the AWO team takes the lead. Do we have an official distance on that home run Jim?
Dale: No....Quint stuck the gerbil up his butt before we had a chance to measure.
Chip: Not again....
Grimm: What the hell are you two guys announcing?!?
Chip: Sorry...there's gerbil baseball on ESPN3.
Grimm: Hey, this isn't the COR!! You can't talk about that stuff here.
Dale: Sorry boss. We didn't mean to act like the COR.
Chip: Okay....back to the match.
Chip: There's the bell and this match is underway. Barb and Anti are sizing each other up.
Dale: What a fairy...Barbarian is wearing a dress.
Grimm: And his name is Barb for short. I think I'm sensing something here...
Chip: Actually, for short he likes to be called BWB.
Dale: BWB?? What the hell is that?
Chip: It's an acronym for Barb-Wired Bastard.
Grimm: Great...we have a loony in a dress running around with a gangster name. How did he get past the first round anyway?
Chip: You tell me, you judged his rewrite.
Grimm: Rewrite?? I have no idea what you are talking about...
Dale: There went the Kayfabe.
Chip: BWB and Anti lock up, Anti off the ropes. Anti bounds back, and BWB leaps over his head! Great agility right there for a man that just downed a few bottles of liquor!!
Dale: You know...it's **** like that pisses me off!!
Grimm: What are you talking about?
Dale: Come on, wrestling tries to pass itself as real, but then people do unbelievable crap like jumping over each other's heads. If someone tried to jump over my head in a fight, I'd just reach up and hit em in the nads! What's up with that??
Grimm: Damn man...chill out. The Bar Room Brawl isn't real anymore...now it's drunken sports entertainment.
Chip: This certainly is entertainment! BWB just caught Anti with a drop toe hold and Anti's neck snapped off the bottom rope!
Dale: Damn, I missed it!! We got a replay?
The announcers' monitors light up and show the replay of BWB catching Anti with a drop toe hold and Anti's neck snapping off the bottom rope.
Dale: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!! That's great!!
Back in the ring, BWB puts a rolling crab on Anti. On Dale's monitor, the replay is stuck on repeat.
Chip: BWB with a nice submission on Anti, now Anti is battling, trying to get to the ropes.
Dale: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Look at his head snap back!!
Grimm: His head's not snapping back...he's in a submission braniac.
Dale: No, look at the monitors!! There's another match going on, and this one is way more exciting. YES!!!
Dale raises his hands in excitement as BWB catches Anti with a drop toe hold and Anti's neck snaps off the bottom rope.
Chip: Okay...Anti reaches the ropes and the two men are back on their feet. BWB rushing at Anti-
Dale: DROP TOE HOLD!! DAMN THAT WAS COOL!!
Grimm: What are you talking about?? That was a clothesline, not a drop toe hold!!
Dale: Huh? What match are you watching??
Chip: The one in the ring. I know...it's a weird concept.
BWB jumps at Anti, but is caught in the hand of the big man. Anti lifts him up and sends him crashing down with a Chokeslam.
Dale: OH MY LORD!!! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT DROP TOE HOLD?!?
Grimm: DAMMIT THAT WAS A CHOKESLAM!!!
Grimm jumps up out of his seat and grabs Dale's monitor. He hurls it to the floor, shattering it into pieces.
Dale: Grimm!! What have you done?? There were slammers having a match in there!
Grimm: *Sigh*
Chip: BWB still reeling after that chokeslam, but Anti's not letting up. He's got him up in a Gorilla Press!!
Anti starts benching BWB in the air and the crowd counts along. 1....2....3....4...
Chip: Amazing!! Look at Anti go!
Dale: Yeah, he's almost as good as that Body by Jake guy!
Grimm: Body by Jake? Don't tell me you used to watch that crap!!
After a few more presses, Anti effortlessly tosses Barbarian over the top rope to the floor.
Chip: And here comes BWB crashing to the floor!! That looked like it had to hurt!
Dale: What's wrong with Body by Jake?? Jake was one cool dude! But I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand exercise! BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Grimm: Why you little-
Grimm jumps off his seat again and lunges at Dale, grabbing him by the throat.
Dale: ...acck...now I know how Jake felt with the Fat Man....gaagahhaaa
Chip: WOW!! There's Grimm with a vicious right and Dale falls to the floor. Grimm following up, but Dale moves and spears Grimm to the floor!! We've got a battle here!
BWB climbs back into the ring and locks up with Anti. They grapple for a moment, then realize that the crowd is preoccupied with something else. They look over and see the brawl in the announcer's booth. Hopping out of the ring, they walk over to get a closer look.
Chip: There's Dale with the advantage!! Oh, he's getting some shots in on the CFLer! And now Grimm is back up, he's- uh oh.
Chip looks up to see Barbarian and Antispawn with menacing looks on their faces.
Chip: This is about to get interesting...