Hgeocities.com/cslamrob/brbseinfeld3.htmlgeocities.com/cslamrob/brbseinfeld3.htmlelayedxJ0OKtext/html'9nb.HSat, 22 Jul 2000 18:58:56 GMTNMozilla/4.5 (compatible; HTTrack 3.0x; Windows 98)en, *JBar Room Brawl XIV: Return to the Bar Did you like the condensed version? I figured it would save everyone a lot of time.

Oh...you wanna know the whole story? Alright...

About 4 minutes earlier....

Barbarian is running around the ring with his arms raised, and Antispawn is in the referee's face, cussing up a storm.

Chip: I don't believe it...but this one's over!!! Barbarian is going to the finals!!

Dale: That was a great call I love it I would make the same call if I were ref but I'm not I'm an announcer.

Chip: Antispawn does NOT look happy. No one wants to get that close to winning, then lose it all on a disqualification.

Grimm: This isn't right.

Grimm stands up and walks over to the timekeeper.

Chip: I don't know what's going on, but Grimm is talking to the timekeeper. Now he's got a mic, he's going to say something!!!

Grimm: The Bar Room Brawl has had a long history of interference in matches....in fact....I think every single match ever has had interference of some sort. And no one has ever been disqualified before. So call me a stickler of tradition, but this match is no-DQ. Antispawn was never disqualified, THIS MATCH MUST CONTINUE!!!

The crowd pops and Antispawn whips around with a grin on his face. He charges at the still celebrating Barbarian and knocks him to the mat with a clothesline.


6 minutes earlier...

Chip: Antispawn is really laying into Barbarian now....he's not showing any mercy!!

Dale: No mercy that's the way to be just like me on BoD.

Grimm: That almost sounded like a flow there Stuey.

Dale: Well I am Jimmy Hat don't make me bust a cap.

Chip: Anti's up on the second turnbuckle, he jumps at BWB...BULLDOG!!

Grimm: This match has been going on a long time, I don't think BWB can take much more of a pounding.

While BWB is laid out on the ground, Anti points out off into the crowd, then gives the signal for his finisher.

Chip: I don't know who Anti was pointing at, but he's gonna try and end this thing!!!

Antispawn boots BWB in the stomach and lifts him up for the No Sell, then the lights suddenly go off.

Chip: NOT AGAIN!! That's TWICE he had this thing won!!

The lights come back on and Anti drops BWB. He rushes to the side of the ring and leans over the ropes, looking at the stage entrance.

Chip: Anti's waiting for whoever to come out...but no one's showing.

Grimm: Uh...that might have just been the electricity bills...I forget if I paid them...

While Antispawn is looking the other direction, Kronus rushes in the ring from behind and starts beating up Barbarian.

Chip: What THE?!? That's Kronus...but he's beating up Barbarian!!

Grimm: YES!! Not the electricity bill...

Chip: Kronus is just pounding the defenseless Barbarian! What is going on here?

Grimm: I don't know...I know Anti and Kronus hate each other...but Kronus must have something against BWB too!!

The ref finally sess Kronus and runs over to break it up. Kronus punches the ref in the face and he falls down to the canvas.

Chip: Kronus just knocked out the ref!! This is getting crazy!!

The ref slowly gets to his feet and and exits the ring. He walks over to the timekeeper and starts waving his arms wildly.

DING DING DING

Chip: THAT'S THE BELL!! What the hell is going on!?!

Grimm: I wish I knew!

Timekeeper: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, BY A DISQUALIFICATION...BARBARIAN!!!!

Chip: WHOA!! DID YOU HEAR THAT?!? ANTI GOT DQED!!

Antispawn hears the ruling and whips his head around at Kronus. Kronus merely stands there with his hands in the air and a smirk on his face.

Anti: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!

Keep on keepin on