Dangers of speaking English

Important new study
> For those of you who watch what you eat... Here is the final word on
nutrition and health, and it is a relief to know the truth after all
those conflicting medical studies:
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> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Canadians, British or Americans.
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> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Canadians, British or Americans
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> 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
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> 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
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> 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or
Americans.
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> 6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage
rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or
Americans.
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> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.