Q. How many ctl 1013 internet forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. 422.

1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the forum that the bulb has 
been
changed.
14 to respond and share similar experiences.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.
27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings 
about
changing lightbulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
156 to write to the administrator to complain about the lightbulb 
discussion
and its inappropriateness to the forum.
111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.
27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of
lightbulbs.
14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post 
correct
ones.
12 to "leave the forum forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb
controversy.
1 to claim that there are no lightbulbs, but that the device in 
question
works by sucking all the dark out of the room, while furnishing no 
relevant
evidence for the assertion, other than the fact that "the Ivory Tower
Elitist Sophist Scientist Hegemony wants you to believe that they glow
because it serves their undisclosed diabolical ends".
20 to prove that person wrong or ask for evidence.
20 more to vehemently defend the person's right to post their theories.