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 President George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the
war.
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> After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his
> hand,
> and George asks him what his name is.
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> "Billy"
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> "And what is your question, Billy?"
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> "I have three questions:
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> First - why is the USA invading Iraq without the support of the UN?
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> Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?;
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> and third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
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> Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
> that they will continue after recess.
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> When they resume George says "Okay
> where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has
> a question?"
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> A different little boy puts his hand;
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> George points him out and asks him what his name is.
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> "Steve"
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> "And what is your question, Steve?"
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> "I have five questions:
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> First - why is the USA invading Iraq without the support of the UN?;
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> Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?;
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> Third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?;
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> Fourth - why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?;
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> and Fifth - what happened to Billy?"

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