TIRED OF THOSE HIGH PAID TEACHERS!    Humour    Home
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  > I, for one, am sick and tired of those high paid teachers. Their
  > hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work nine or ten
  > months a year!
  >
  > It's time we put things in perspective and pay them for what they
  > do...baby-sit! We can get that for less than minimum wage. That's
  > right......I would give them $3.00 dollars an hour and only the hours
  > they>worked, not any of that silly planning time.
  > That would be 15 dollars a day.
  >
  > Each parent should pay 15 dollars a day for these teachers to
  > baby-sit their children. Now, how many do they teach in a
  > day....maybe
  > 25.
  > Then that's 15 X 25=$375 a day.
  > But remember they only work 180 days a year!
  >
  > I'm not going to pay them for any vacations. Let's see...
  > that's 375 x180=$67,500.00
  > Hold on, my calculator must need batteries!)
  >
  > What about those special teachers or the ones with masters degrees?
  >
  > Well, we could pay them minimum wage just to be fair. Let's round it
  > off to
  > $6.00 an hour. That would be $6 times 5 hours times 25 children
  > times180
  > days =$135,000.00 per year.
  >
  > Wait a minute, there is something wrong here!!!
  > There sure is, duuh????!!
  >
  > Make a teacher smile, send this to him or her!
  >