"My brother dash hit me on the head with five textbooks in a gym bag." -- Tie Domi on the hardest hit he's ever received. " He called me a melonhead. Why should I shake his hand? If I shake his hand, then I'm his friend. I never have to be nice to him. He's a Jughead."--Tie Domi about Claude Lemieux ( aww Domi you're a baby!  get over it! lol) "She hit me so hard I thought I was going to land in BC" --Darcy Tucker talking about his mother after he did a bit of choice-wording yapping while playing hockey with his brother on his backyard rink. "Before game 6, a reporter asked me if I feel like I have to prove something. I said 'Yeah, I have proved for sure that I'm a good player after they traded me for nothing.' " --Yushkevich expressing how insulted he was that the Flyers traded him to the Leafs for a draft pick. "I did that as a joke. I've done it a couple times in the regular season and during the playoffs. It's just meant to be fun."--Danny Markov after he got down on his knees and "blessed" his hockey stick with a short prayer before a game. (lol...he's so wierd!) "It was almost a double knockout. We hit our heads together. Chris (Brodhurst) was looking around and saying, 'you all right? You all right?'"--Curtis Joseph when he and Markov collided in the 98/99 playoffs vs the pens. "Brodeur hit me with the butt-end of his stick in my back. If he's gonna do that, then I'll just have to run him over the next game." --Darcy Tucker "They hated me over there. They would lean over the glass and call me Alice. They thought my name was a girl's name." --Darcy Tucker (well WE LEAFS FANS apprieciate you darcy!!) "Im on the 3rd line. I'm a crasher. I know my role. I'm just trying to help. I'm not stupid enough to think I'm great out there." --Darcy Tucker (leaf fans all know he's great....TUCKER ROCKS!!) " Apparently, according to Kerry Fraser, guys can stand on the goal line beside me and lean on the crossbar. Where do they draw the line?" --Cujo (poor cujo, he doesn't realize that players are now allowed to pick up goalies, swing them around, throw them down and trample over them.) "It's going to be a tough first period for me. To look across and see Mats standing between Jagr and Teemu...Ouch." --Cujo on the all-star game. "You can talk abot cujo after every game he plays. He's the best in thw world." --Tie Domi on Cujo "He's got a neat design on his pads." Cujo about Martin Brodeur. "He knows I'll break the CD if he keeps playing that stuff." --Domi commenting on Glenn Healy's music "It was the first week in December and it was -40 Celsius. Oh my God, it was cold. We wouldn't even go outside. The people were nice, but it was pretty cold out there." --Sergei Berezin on his first trip to Canada "She's got a boyfriend..... Yanic Perreault's son Jeremy" Garry Valk of his 3-year-old daughter Allisandra "Sometimes, when we get going back and forth, he tells me i need a whole lot of shut-up." --Tucker about his arguments with Markov "Please boys. No cameras. I look so bad. Please." --Danny Markov to the cameramen wanting an interview after game 6 when to took a puck in the face. "I told them, he no win. They no win."-- Markov about what he said to the sens bench after he took a puck in the face.