Big Mouth
Caption #554
Wayne could only rue his current situation. Where had he gone wrong? How had ended up here as Kelly?
Wayne had only wanted to help his kid brother Terry with his complicated love life, not become embroiled in it. When Terry said his potential new girlfriend Mary would only go on a date with him if he could find a date for her friend Cameron he went to his big brother for help.
"Dude, you gotta help me find a girl to go out with Mary's friend Cameron." Terry begged his borther.
"No sweat bro. I'd be happy to help." Wayne told his brother confidently.
"Are you sure you can find me a girl Wayne?"
"Hey you forget who your talking to little brother.
"I'm not sure Wayne it can't be that easy.
"Piece of cake Tezza. No trouble for someone like me." Wayne boasted. "I promise you that if I don't get you a girl I'll personally put on a skirt, wig and high heels and date Cameron myself," Wayne added for good effect.
And so it was that Wayne sat and waited for Cameron to return the living room with his wine. His wig itched his head and his feet were killing him. All that dancing had given him blisters. How many times had Cameron kissed him so far? Did he have to stick his tongue in my mouth as well? Where is Terry? He and Mary were supposed to be here by now. How much longer could they be? Anymore wine and I won't be able to drive home.
As Wayne danced a slow dance with Cameron in his living room all he could do was wish this night was over! Did he have to keep grabbing my arse!