| DAASism |
| We all know that any true DAAS fan worships the very ground they walk on, am I right? Well, how about making a whole religion devoted to them? There are various religions devoted to the individual members such as Langbene-anity, Fidlerarianism, and the Church of Paul, but what about those who don't have a favourite, or just love the lot of them to death? That is why, my friends, I have created DAASism, the base religion for the Latter-Day MOSHers. Our manifesto: We solemnly pledge our loyalty to DAAS and their associates, and we promise to help keep their memory and spirit alive by playing their CD's loudly everywhere we go and telling their jokes every five seconds. Entry requirements: - Must have at least one copy of either the Dead & Alive CD and video, The Last Concert or Live at the National Theatre. - Must know the words to at least 20 songs. - Must have episodes of either DAAS Kapital or the Big Gig (Good News Week with two DAAS members on it is also acceptable). - Must follow every individual pursuit of each member. - Must have one piece of rare bootlegged merchandise, eg. Live in Edinburgh, The Edinburgh Years, Hell No We Won't Go/God and Satan, Cruel Youth, Book, DAAS Kapital book, etc. It is also preferential that you are either a MOSHer or SPBer. If you're not, you are welcome still, and may join either organisation. Lodge your application to me by email and I will process it and give you a postition and duty. We meet in my virtual village every Sunday (afternoon, so we can all sleep in) in the auditorium where we give thanks to the Holy Trinity - St Paul, St Richard and St Timothy. Afterwards, we have lunch and I guide you around the Town Hall trophy room where my co-torturer and I display our finest conquests which include a stuffed hippie and John Howard's eyebrows. Every fourth Sunday we indulge in a Roman-style bacchanal and think of our Trinity with leaves in their hair and wine stains on their lips *drool*... but I digress. My role is the high priestess. I process applications, give tasks, and oversee this general madness. Any takers? Welcome to our newest member MagNar. We now have 5 members. Member list *Catgirl* High priestess and supervisor of all our pagan rituals. *Monkeyboy* Bishop, in charge of welcoming and baptising our newest members. *WickedSoulRebel* Guardian angel, in charge of protecting the boys and watching over them and their careers. *MagNar* Songbird, in charge of getting out St Richard's sacred guitar and leading us in singsongs on Sundays. *Alumni Dragon* Basically, the Silent Neville. The unseen hand guiding this chaos. Come on, people! |