| I got this idea from a thing me and Andie saw in Chicken Soup For the Teenage Soul. These are all life lessons that I have learned. |
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| I've learned... |
| If you don't read the chapter that was assigned as homework, your teacher will call on you the next day If you don't save your stuff frequently, your computer will go on a mad freezing/deleting spree Au Gratin Potatoes and Hot Chocolate with whipped cream do not taste good together If you mention Blue Monkeys in your first conversation with someone you just met, it will also be your last conversation Whenever there's a hott guy around, your klutziness will multiply times 10 (or maybe it's just me....) Dancing with red koolaid in your hand is not a good idea Red Koolaid stains Pigging out with your best girlfriends temporarily makes everything okay Slumber parties make the best memories Other than Religion, friends are the most important thing in the world When you feel absolutely awful-call Andie When you feel like swearing off guys forever-talk to James and Patrick If you still feel like swearing off guys-have a slumber party/guy bashing session If you have Andie over to have a study-session, you will fail your test Every once in a while, moms are so cool Usually, moms are so weird You should always love your mom-no matter what Sometimes James's music is really cool. Patrick's can be too. Saving like 20 math assignments until the end of the quarter is a very bad idea The look on your math teacher's face when you receive an A is priceless Tears turn into laughter and Laughter turns into tears Scaring people you don't know is fun Christmas Caroling in July is a great idea When a teacher threatens to take your notes if you pass them-they mean it When your dad says he'll smack you if you say one more word do NOT say "One more word, uh oh, am I in trouble?" NEVER tell your father to shut his hole If you scream "NUH UH!" in the middle of the hall because Andie just told you something, people stare at you If Miss Masters says to quit complaining about your grade or she'll lower it, she means it Laughing is good for the soul |
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