2006 will in the future be remembered, if there's anyone left alive in the future to remember things, as the year that the Temple of Appalachian Voodoo hit upon the perfect vehicle to proselytise their extremely luddite (yet also intergalactically minded) brand of mysterious low-budget occultism: wrestling.

If you live in the tri-state area surrounding Louisville, Kentucky and are interested in being indoctrinipated into this frightening arcane lodge of illuminati with lawn sprinklers on their heads and being taught the ways of wrestling REAL ALIEN CREATURES (as well as semi-fraudulent aliens in enormous quivering rubber suits), then sign up now, you're hired. If you just want to give us money, that's good too.

Coming in Spring 2006!
Contact the Temple of Appalachian Voodoo at:
darkbluecake@yahoo.com

Contact Superfrothco Productions at:
superfrothco@gmail.com.