THE MAN ON THE ROOF
(c) 2001, by Mark D. Holt
We'd been standing there for
fifteen minutes, my friends and I. He just sat there, with his legs
dangling over the edge, not saying a word.
The police
had arrived ten minutes ago and were trying to talk him down using one
of those megaphones, but there words went unanswered.
Quite
a crowd had gathered now, watching, and talking to each other in hushed
tones, speculating about who he was, where he'd come from. "Care
in the Community," said one. "A drunkard," said someone else.
"CSA strikes again," another added.
"Come
on mate," said the policeman with the megaphone. "It can't be that
bad?"
The man
on the roof continued to sit in silence, three stories up, not moving.
A fire
engine arrived, and several men got out and began removing mattresses and
pads from a compartment at the back of the vehicle. A few policemen
moved to help them, as did some spectators. Me and my friends just
stood and watched.
The policeman
with the megaphone - I think he was a sergeant - handed the instrument
to a younger officer, then exchanged a few words before moving away from
the crowd. I watched him as he entered the building.
"Please,
Sir," said the young officer now holding the megaphone. "Please step
away from the edge. You wouldn't want to fall and hurt yourself now,
would you?"
Someone
in the crowd laughed.
Suddenly,
the man on the roof stood up. Several members of the crowd gasped
in anticipation. It was the first time he'd moved since I got there.
"I'm not
going to fall," said the man, calmly and clearly. "There's no need
to worry."
"Please,
move away from the edge," the young policeman said, nervously.
The firemen
quickly started to pile the mattresses and pads up along the edge of the
building. It wasn't much - quite pathetic really - but it was all
that they had. We were only a small town, and resources for instances
like this were pretty scarce.
"Come
on, Sir," said the young policeman again. "What are you hoping to
achieve by staying up there?"
"I'm trying
to get home," replied the man.
The policeman
went quiet. He wasn't sure of what to say.
"Are you
trying to catch a plane?" shouted one of the crowd. Several people
laughed. Others tutted in disgust. It was funny how different
people behaved in these kind of situations.
"Why don't
you come down," said the policeman, finally, "and we'll see if we can arrange
some transport for you, eh?"
"You can't
take me to where I want to go," the man replied. His voice was soft
and friendly. He didn't sound depressed, or drunk, or mad.
"Well,
where do you live?" asked the policeman.
"Up there!"
the man answered, pointing skyward. "I'm an angel."
Someone
in the crowd coughed. One of my friends nudged me with his elbow.
I looked at him. He made a little circular motion with his finger
against his temple, indicating that the man on the roof was loopy.
"Where
are your wings?" somebody shouted.
The man
on the roof looked down at the crowd.
"I've
lost them," he said. "They're detachable, you see. We'd attract
too much attention if we walked around in them all the time."
"Sir,"
the policeman continued. "Even if you are an angel, how is standing
on the rooftop going to help you get home?"
"Well,
if I stay here for long enough," he replied, "then God will eventually
look this way and see me."
More laughs
rose from the crowd. I looked at my watch. It was nearly one
o'clock. My lunch break was nearly over and I was going to be late
getting back to work - so were my friends.
Just then
the sergeant hauled himself up onto the roof through a skylight.
"Easy
there, friend," he said, trying to stay calm as he eased his way down the
tiled roof to the flat edge. "I just want to talk. There's
no need to worry."
"I'm not
worried," said the man. He glanced upwards. "I'll be going
home soon. I think he's seen me."
Most of
the crowd, myself included, looked up as well, following his gaze.
There was nothing there. Just a few grey clouds. I don't know
what we all expected to see.
The sergeant
was almost on the flat edge of the rooftop when a tile came loose.
He gave a short, fearful cry as he lost his footing and began to slide
downwards, fingers clasping, trying to get a grip. In two blinks
of an eye, he went over the edge with his arms flailing in panic.
With everyone's
attention suddenly focused on the falling policeman, nobody saw the man
on the roof move, but he must have been fast to have reached the sergeant
as quickly as he did.
Just as
the policeman was about to disappear over the edge, the man on the roof
grabbed him, catching him by the wrist. Everyone gasped with relief.
"It's
not your time yet," said the man, speaking to the sergeant. He pulled
him up, seemingly without effort.
"Thank
you, thank you," the sergeant said gratefully.
"Well,
it's been pleasant talking to you, but I'm afraid that I really must go
now," he said. With that, he turned and started to run towards the
far side of the roof.
"No, wait!
Don't!" shouted the sergeant. But it was too late. The man
on the roof had jumped.
For a
split second, he was falling, while the crowd looked on in horror - a woman
screamed - and then he was gone... vanished without trace.
Everyone
stood in silence for what seemed like hours - in truth, it was only a few
minutes. Shortly after, the police started to disperse the crowd.
My friends
and I returned to work. The boss gave us a bit of a roasting for
being late back, but we had already agreed that we wouldn't tell him what
we had witnessed.
What could
we have said, anyway? That we'd stopped to watch an angel jump from
a rooftop? Our boss wasn't known for his sense of humour, and we'd
probably have ended up looking for knew jobs.
The End?