Welcome to the quotes page, where I let fly with my favorite moments from cinema’s past, some sad, others serious, all of them memorable, thanks to this website I can put them all down to share

 

 

Stacy: Aren't you gonna open your gift?

Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'll be very upset.

 

Catcher Block: It dosn't take a nazi rocket scientist to figure that out

 

Brodie Bruce: That is the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard.

 

Elwood Blues: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses

Jake Blues: Hit It.

 

Brodie Bruce: You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?

 

Wayne Campbell: Shitty Beetles? Are they any good?
Tiny: They suck!
Wayne Campbell: Then it's not just a clever name.

 

Brodie Bruce: What happened to you? You used to be a stand up guy, what happened to that guy? The guy who punched out Amanda Grosses mother for calling him low class

T.S. Quint: What?! That wasn't me it was you

Brodie Bruce: Oh yeah

T.S. Quint: It wasn't her mother either, it was her grandmother

Brodie Bruce: No wonder the bitch went down so fast.

 

Garth Algar: Do you ever get the feeling Benjamin's just using us?

Wayne Campbell: Good call! It's like he wants us to be liked by everyone. I mean Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.