Welcome to the quotes page, where I let fly with my favorite moments from TV’s past, mostly hilarious, all of them memorable, thanks to this website I can put them all down to share

 

 

 

Principal Scudworth: If life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super lemons!

 

Principal Scudworth: Stop getting all up in my business, Mr. B! I saw the first two-thirds of the MC Hammer Behind the Music, and if there's one thing it taught me about money, it's that it never runs out!

 

John F. Kennedy: OMG, I just KILLED MY DEAD FRIEND! 

 

John F. Kennedy: Hey you, Half Pint, Junior Mint, Pipsqueak, Tiny Tim, Yardstick, Snack Pack, Wee Fella, Brown Leprechaun!

Gandhi: Are you talking to me?

 

Principal Scudworth: What? Sell out? And turn the school into some profit-hungry corporation?  Why, that idea's as foolish as getting new brakes from anywhere but Midas.

 

Talking Peanut: Hi'o, Guvna's! I'd shake your hands, but, you know, peanut arms!

 

Larry Hardcore: I regret the time I got high and wrote a hit song that made me insane amounts of coin. Coin I used to buy more drugs............and a motorboat, and a house for my mom, plus I gave some to charity.

 

 

 

 

 

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