by: Tackett
Ha ha .ha very funny Tina.
What? I thought it was .*snicker* *squeal* .BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Okay. Okay. It was pretty good.
So uh should I bring em back?
Nah well, lets take a vote. All for keeping dead say I.
He, along with five companions, says I.
He looks at the lone travelmate who didnt say anything.
Okay, fine. All for bringing them back say Kill me now.
Pajt, of course, says, Kill me no----uhhhhhhh . as Blasto rams his sword down his throat, emerging from his asscrack. He then sets ablaze to the body and roasts him using his sword as the skewer. Later, they all eat a good helping of Pajt soup, Chicken fried Pajt, Pajt quesadillas, and Pajt fingers.
Jasmine looks up at the sky after the meal.
Ya know, that was wildly inappropriate but hella good food and a lot of fun to watch.
Phaedra looks over at her.
Yeah, it was inappropriate, but so is the fate of all those who practice the art of being a pussy-bitch.
Well, what should we do now? asks Blasto. We have no money and our only possessions are those we carry.
You do have a point, ponders Feral, The only thing we really know how to do is kick major, major ass.
They all look at each other with quick, shifty eyes and raise their eyebrows while saying, Ooooooh.
Phaedra says what they all are thinking.
Lets hire ourselves out as mercenaries!
Jasmines eyes light up, Hell yeah! Any fights better than no fight at all!
Blasto perks up, Bloody right, eh. Lets kick some arse!
Feral looks questionably at everybody, Uh guys? Tina just killed everyone in town. Well have to find another town to NOT kill.
Tina looks at her handiwork, Yeah uh well at least it was funny. Anyways, if my geographical skills are right, the nearest town is Fiziks, maybe a weeks journey on foot.
Blasto lifts his sword high in the sky, Onward to Fiziks!!
Hey, hey calm down amigo,"replies Feral,"Im the leader of this group Onward, to Fiziks!!
Our heroes start on their journey towards Fiziks, but as Feral passes the corpses surrounding him, he sees a hint of movement from the pile.
Uh I think Tina should have brought em back guys.
Everybody looks at him questionably, then see what hes talking about. Emerging from the dead bodies one by one, each dead body slowly becomes a zombie! Feral and Tina look at each other.
Dubba duh dubbada dubba dubba duh dubbada dubba dubba duh dubbada.
They look at the closest zombie to them.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Our heroes draw their weapons and ready for a battle far greater than any battles of the previous war.
Blasto's sword flickers with a spark of fire.
"Little chance of survival...high chance of death...outnumbered 50 to 1...what're we waiting for?"
Feral and Blasto run head first into the undead army with their swords drawn. Tina falls back to get ready to cast alonside Phaedra while Jasmine flanks off the left side to catch a group off guard....
TO BE CONTINUED!!