SMS LUCU
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NOKIA berasal dr kata ...NOK, mknya yg make banyak Cewek. Ericcson berasal dr Ereksi, itu sebabnya yg make banyak cowok |
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lucu anda: ingin baca SMS dg fasilitas BHS Inggris: tekan 1. BHS INDONESIA: tekan 2. BHS TUBUH: tekan "anunya" |
| anda: A man's elbow bumps into a woman breast at the hotel lobby. He said: "Ma'am, If your heart is as soft as your breast, I'll know you'll forgive me !". The woman replies: "If your elbow is as hard as your penis, I'm in room 69 !" |
| : A girl turns 2 her boyfriend in a crowded movie & says "Hon,the guy beside me is masturbating!" He says, "Ignore him". She says, "I can't! He's using my hand!" |
| harga lima bahan pokok : harga pisang masih turun naik, harga telur masih dibawah pisang,harga susu masih kembang kempis, sementara harga kacang masih terjepit ditengah-tengah daging,dan harga daging mendekati harga pisang... |
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