A pirate is busy down by the docks. Suddenly some young thugs start shouting obscenities at him "I airwalked ya mum!" one screamed, while another shouted "I'm gonna helicopter yo ass for a block and a half!" A 3rd shout was "God! You think your 10 men!" Then one of them flipped him off, that was the final straw, and the pirate lost it. The thugs fled, all but one managed to hide. "Come back here you hooligan!" he screamed at the guy in the orange bandana, but he ignored him, aware of the dangers, and carried on running. The pirate clambered into his JCB digger and chased after him while weilding a shovel, in his other hand...a hook. The young man in the orange bandana ran, but he didnt get very far. The pirate got out of his digger, and took a double barrel shotgun from out the dash board. He took a shot, narrowly missing the guys head, and hit a nearby barrel. "BLAST!" the pirate exclaimed. The boy kept on running, quickly running out of breath, the pirates onslaught was too much for him. "This time...you die!" the pirate shouted before letting off an evil cackle. He got the shovel again and quickly hobbled on his peg leg up to the young lad. "Take this!" he took a swung, the boy ducked. This was getting out of hand. The pirate took one final swing before decapitating the young boys head. Then he went back down to the docks, to finish his work in peace.