Paul walked past the construction site at the end of his road. Reckless builders operating dangerous machinery with ruthless skills. Then, to his amazement, he saw a pirate operating one of the 3 monsterous JCB diggers. "WHAT THE DAMN!" he exclamed with a look of disbelief on his face. It was a spluttered what the damn due to the paralysis of half of his mouth. He carried on walking...

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