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FROM SOLID WATER TO LIQUID ICE Mar 12,1998
Westmount Mayor
Peter Trent
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January 22, 1998 

 

COMMUNITY WARMTH DE-ICES WESTMOUNT

 

During one of my recent Westmount walkabouts, I ventured into Summit Park to get an idea of tree damage from the ice storm. I quickly discovered that trees growing close together, branches intermingling, suffered less damage. Similarly, a cedar without any nearby companions was usually bent double; a cedar growing in the serried ranks of a hedge stayed a ramrod straight. So such mutual support stopped a heavy coating of ice from breaking their backs: perhaps an apt arboreal metaphor for a closely-knit community like Westmount and how neighbourliness allowed us to get through the worst of the ice storm without buckling under.

What our trees got was a radical pruning, by God. (Or a radical pruning by God?) We will live for years with the effect of the ice storm on our vegetation. But we will benefit from the solidifying of our community.

Weird things happened, though. During the blackout, I could not rid myself of the habit of pointlessly turning on the light switch each time I went into the bathroom. When the power came back on, I automatically reached for a flashlight before opening the bathroom door. How quickly and yet how slowly our reflexes adapt to changing conditions.

And I still can't get used to the sight of bulldozers in our streets, their caterpillar tracks chewing up asphalt, shearing off great blocks of frozen snow as if they were ice floes grinding over one another in the Antarctic.

Anther unusual sight was to see soldiers clearing Sherbrooke Street of branches. If only Quebec had permitted it, the military could have given much more sophisticated support than just manual labour. The image of Van Doos hacking away at trees with blunt machetes stays in my mind.

Bernard "Black Belt" Landry, reaching for a bizarre metaphor, suggested we use judo in dealing with the storm. He wants to redirect the negative economic blows inflicted by the power blackout in a positive direction: the repairs and rebuilding will inject lots of money in the economy. Well, then, maybe Hydro-Quebec should continue to underbuild its transmission system, so we can reap the economic benefits of putting the Hydro Humpty-Dumpty together again each time we have an ice storm. But, according to a Hydro-Quebec expert, an ice storm of this intensity occurs once every 10,000 years. Sure. And I've got an iced-up bridge over the St Laurent I want to sell you.

Of course, the story last week was not just about deforestation and underengineering: here in Westmount, as in most smaller communities, an army of volunteers sprung up to help those less fortunate. When Westmount still had power, I invited people from outside our city to come to our shelters. Councillor Cynthia Lulham became the major-domo of the Victoria Hall shelter, and Councillor Karen Marks ran the shelter that the Shaar Hashomayim so generously made available. Next week, Councillor Lulham will write about her experience and share shelter stories with you.



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March 12, 1998

FROM SOLID WATER TO LIQUID ICE

Two weeks ago, on putting my ear to a bathroom wall, I heard a gurgling sound that made me happy. Now, I'm not usually given to listening to bathroom walls, let alone finding in them any source of pleasure. But, you see, there, entombed by plaster-and-lath, is found my main drain - or "main stack" as it is known by plumbers, who obviously have no ear for rhyme. The sound of burbling from the main drain meant my flat roof was finally de-icing itself the natural way: molecules of water, once ordered in a rigid crystalline corset were now free to gambol around in liquid form, percolating noisily down my cast iron drainpipe.

This natural physical transformation saved me well over $500. With unprecedented ice load on roofs following the January ice-storm, some of my more risk-adverse neighbours engaged a team of icebreakers to chainsaw through layers of ice (and, in some cases I suspect, roofs).

I got at least three phone calls from companies I'd never heard of offering to de-ice my roof. Anticipating the reluctance of some home-owners to setting loose chainsaw-wielding strangers on their roof, one company boasted ice removal by steam. Now that sounds as benign as getting your carpet cleaned. So a kind of cottage industry sprang up - or, rather, an industry for cottages. (By the way, why in Quebec does one call a two-storey house a cottage, when for everyone else in the English-speaking world a cottage is a humble, usually one-storey affair? While I'm at it, whence came the curious Montreal habit of describing apartments using fractions? What is the ½ in a 5½, anyway? But I divagate.)

My roof, like most Westmount roofs built before 1919, is built to withstand 60 lbs per square foot, with probably lots of overdesign. Now, of course, progress dictates that engineers scoff at overdesign, so there were some new commercial steel roof trusses that did collapse under the weight of ice last month. Possibly their designers went to the same school that taught Hydro-Quebec engineers.

The real test of my roof's strength occurred during the rainstorm of July 1987. Successive summers of broiling sun had caused roof tar to flow like magma, all but blocking the entrance to my main drain. I had a foot of water, weighing 62 lbs per square foot, on much of my roof. Water came cascading in all over the place. That's the disadvantage of a flat roof.

Pitched roofs present another sort of danger. Last week, great sheets of ice fell three storeys from a sloped roof I have in the back, hitting the ground with a loud crump. (Yes, that is a word. Really.) As well as things that go crump in the night, one hears the grunt of the sump pump (another rhyming pair). The manual calls its function "dewater-ing", which is not a word. But it is essential to suck up melted ice and snow pooling around the house's foundations, pumping it into our old friend, the main drain.

Owning a house involves a great deal of solid water management.





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