The Circle of Life:
How We Measure Success as We Age

  • At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.
  • At age 10...success is...making your own meals.
  • At age 12...success is...having friends.
  • At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.
  • At age 20...success is...having sex.
  • At age 35...success is...having money.
  • At age 50...success is...having money.
  • At age 60...success is...having sex.
  • At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.
  • At age 75...success is...having friends.
  • At age 80...success is...making your own meals.
  • At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.



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