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Top Ten Reasons to Date an Engineer |
Top Ten Reasons to NOT Date an Engineer |
| 10. Lifetime supply of "Dilbert" calendars |
10. T-Shirt and Jeans Are Formal Dress |
| 9. Find Out What Those Other Buttons on Your Calculator Do |
9. Considers "Chatting on the Internet" a Social Life |
| 8. Know How to Handle "Stress" and "Strain" in Relationships |
8. Flames Like a Monster, Speaks Like a Pussy Cat |
| 7. Parents Will Approve!! |
7. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm Daily, No Morning Kisses, and No Evening Walks |
| 6. Help with Your Math Homework |
6. No Matter How Hard You Cry and How Loud You Yell, Just Sits There Calmly
Discussing Your Emotion in Terms of Mathematical Logic |
| 5. Can Calculate Head Pressure |
5. Can recite pi to 10 decimal places but will forget your birthday. |
| 4. Looks Good on a Resume |
4. Twinkie and a Jolt 6-Pack Is a Seven Course Meal |
| 3. Free Body Diagrams |
3. Talks in Acronyms (TIA) |
| 2. High Starting Salary |
2. Can't Leave that Damn Pencil Off Ear for One Minute |
| 1. The World Does Revolve Around Us ... We Pick the Coordinate System |
1. Will File for Divorce If You Call in the Middle of Debugging their C code
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