I AM CANADIAN!!!

I am not a trapper or a Mountie,

I don't live in a log cabin or wear flannel shirts or own a canoe.

And I don't personally know Jim Carrey, Mike Meyers, or Keanu Reeves from Canada, although I'm certain they're really nice.

I have a Parliament, not a Congress,

I speak English and French,

and I pronounce it "roof", not "ruff".

My address has a postal code, not a zip code,

And I live in a province, not a state.

On Saturday nights, I watch CBC, not CBS.

I believe the moose is truly a proud and noble animal.

A klick is a kilometer,

A hoser is a redneck.

And I say "Eh", not "A", EH?!

Canada is the True North strong and free.

Where beer deson't taste like water, and Canadian girls kick ass!

My name is John,
and I AM CANADIAN!!!