| Don't imagine you can change a man... |
Unless he's in diapers. |
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? |
You shut the door. |
| If we put a man on the moon... |
We should be able to put them all up there. |
| Never let your man's mind wander... |
It's too little to be out alone. |
| Go for younger men. You might as well... |
You might as well--they never mature anyway. |
Men are all the same... |
They just have different faces so that you can tell them apart. |
| Definition of a bachelor: |
A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. |
Women don't make fools of men... |
Most of them are the do-it-yourself types. |
| Best way to get a man to do something: |
Suggest he's too old for it. |
Love is blind... |
But marriage is a real eye-opener. |
| If you want a committed man... |
Look in a mental hospital. |
A sense of humor does not mean you tell him jokes... |
It means you laugh at his.
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Just a thought for all the women out there...
