- "I'M GOING FISHING"
- "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
- "IT'S A GUY THING"
- "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
- "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
- "Why isn't it already on the table?"
- "UH HUH, SURE HONEY, OR YES DEAR"
- Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
- "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
- "I have no idea how it works."
- "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND"
- "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
- "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD"
- "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner"
- "THAT'S INTERESTING DEAR"
- "Are you still talking?"
- "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS"
- "I remember the theme song to F Troop, the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned,... but I forgot your birthday."
- "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES"
- "The girl selling them was a real babe."
- "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL"
- "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
- "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING"
- "And I sure hope I can think of some pretty soon."
- "I CAN'T FIND IT"
- "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
- "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
- "What did you catch me at?"
- "I HEARD YOU"
- "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
- "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
- "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm Starving."
- "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE"
- "No one will ever see us alive again."
- "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"
- "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
