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| Silly things we do for luvvvvvvvvv!!!!! BE FUNNY!!! |
| Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! |
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| Last minute Valentine's Day advice 1. Don't tell your partner about that perfect present you almost bought. 2. Don't give the same Valentine card you gave your partner last year. 3. Don't buy the wrong size/brand of anything. 4. Don’t forget to wear clean underwear. 5. Don't tell your date you forgot your wallet again. 6. Don't leave your date alone with your parents, flatmates or pet. 7. Don't buy your partner household appliances for Valentine's Day. 8. Don't wipe your nose on your sleeve. 9. Don't give your partner an engagement ring that was meant for someone else! 10. Don’t club baby fur seals. |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? "I find you very attractive." What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!" Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste! What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses! What did one light bulb say to the other? "I love you a whole watt!" What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses! |
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| Q. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? |
| A. Let me call you Tweet heart! |
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| Q. What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine's Day? A. Somebunny likes you! |
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| Knock, knock! Who's there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy a little kiss? |
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| Knock, knock! Who's there? Emma. Emma who? Emma hoping I'll get lots of Valentine cards! |
| Happy Valentines' 2004 from my family to yours. May laughter always be in your Heart... MysticColor's Nook |
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| First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." |
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| Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand. |
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| Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. |
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| A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!" |
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| mean but still funny.... |
| Knock Knock's |
| Riddles... |
| Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. |
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| Music from: http://www.oocities.org/Heartland/Meadows/6901/index.html Song: My Silly Valentine ~ Frank Sanatra |
| My SIlly Valentine |
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