This was A homework Assignment I had for Reading, I havent turned it in yet, but when I do, I"ll tell you what grade I got! ^_^
Ahh the japanese are attacking! The japanese are attacking!
Bonuses. Let's discuss bonuses. I think I deserve many.
College? No thanks, I don't drink.
Do I have to talk to people?
Exploding pancakes explode in your mouth, not in your hand.
Foolish mortal! I am the Supreme Ruler of the Universe! Give me employment or suffer my wrath!
Giant metal sea monkeys will pour banana smoothies down your pants if I am not given a job.
Hey, I remeber you, you fired me the last time I worked here.
I'm a llama
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...
KILL!!!! ..... Oh... Um... Sorry... Was I thinking aloud?
Llama I am
Monkeys are attacking! Quick, throw exploding pancakes and syrup filled bricks!
Nope, I ain't had no schooling
Okay, I don't think I can do that, but if I try hard I can make it LOOK like I'm doing it...
Previous employer? well, I mowed my neighbors lawn a few years ago
Qualifications? Wheres that it, Europe?
Rar! Rar! I'm a dinosaur!
Sooooooooo...... can I go yet?
Try to hurry this up will you?
Unexplainable abscences, expect alot of those.
Verilly.
Why am I here again?
Xasz!! Oh sorry. I do that from time to time.
Yay! I finally got a job! And it only took 20 years!
Zzzzzzzzzzzz....
- Joutei
