This was written by my sister Kim, believe it or not, she got an A for it O_o
Characters:
Stewie: The baby from "Family Guy"
Man in White: Doctor
We find our heroes eating Cheerios (their power food) and watching Saturday morning cartoons. Stewie left the room and told them he was going to make a 15-minute phone call. (15 minutes later) “Victory is mine! A 15 minute phone call just saved me 15% or more on car insurance for my pink Cadillac!” said Stewie. “That’s not possible!” yelled Spaz. “ With Geico it is.” Said Stewie. “With Geico it is! Let’s make out!” Cowboy A. Jay said to Spaz. Just then the lights went out. Everyone gasped. Everyone: “Gasp!” When the lights came back on everyone noticed that Poptart was gone. He usually tried to get out of doing anything. “There’s profanity on the wall!” yelled Stewie. They all looked and sure enough, there on the wall, in big red letters, was the word ‘Poppycock’. Out of nowhere Stewie’s mom Lois showed up. “That’s a terrible word, poppycock!” she said. “Lois came out of no where! Lets make out!” said Cowboy A. Jay to Spaz. “This must be the work of The Man in White!” said Stewie “He’s come to put me back in the womb!” Then, 58 drunken unicorns and 69 mechanical goats attacked the Breakfast Crew. Stewie ran and hid in the toilet, while Stubby and Spaz fought them with their light sabers. When Stewie returned he blasted the drunken unicorns with his memory blaster. He gave them the memory of Qui-Gon so that all they could do was think about stealing transports, and when they did, because they were so drunk they crashed them and died. He blasted the mechanical goats with the memory of nicotine addicts, and they smoked themselves to death. ( This has been brought to you by Truth. ) Next was the task of finding The Man in White and his accomplice, nature. They all hopped into their pink Cadillac’s and rushed to the hospital to find the Man in White. When they arrived Stewie and The Man in White stared each other in the eye. “Stewie” said The Man in White. “Man in White” replied Stewie. “ We meet again!” they said in unison. “ You’ll never get me back in the womb!” said Stewie. He ran to his portable time machine and transported himself to the year 3048, and was never heard from again. “Stewie is gone! Lets make out!” said Cowboy A. Jay to Spaz. So now the Breakfast Crew was down to three. The Man in White no longer had motivation to destroy them so he quit. With lack of anything better to do, Spaz changed her name to Kim, Stubby changed her name to Kalamazoo, and they became Y2K. They pulled the plug and that was the end.
THE END
- Kim
MOO!!!