"Hey look your house is clean." - Jay to Jacob
"Jay it is nice." Jacob to jay

"You're tellin' me you can''t put four plates and a couple of glasses into the dishwaser overnight between five grown men"-Jay to Ashley
"Yes."-Ashley to Jay
"You got bigger issues than i can help you with."-Jay to Ashley
"Exxaaaaccctttly."-Ashley to Jay  (with mouth full)

"I have black socks for everybody." -Jay to all
"You do?  I have my own black socks too."-Dan to Jay
"I told you Dan Miller's my favourite!"-Jay to all
"No...you told me I'm your favourite."-Trevor to Jay
"You told me that too Jay!"-Ashley to Jay

"Do you trust me to do my job?"- Jay to Trevor
"Yes i do."-Trevor to Jay
"Then don't question it."-Jay to Trevor

"I'm trying to talk to you guys seriously and you guys just like can't do it."-Jay to Erik ans Ashley
"We've tried to clean the house like 20 times....Do i look like i'm kidding?  Do i look like i'm even kidding??!!!"-Ashley to Jay (with battery up his nose)

"You tell me i'm nagging and i'm gonna defend myself...i'm not gonna just let you bash me."-Jay to all