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    BERNIE'S  SATIRE  DEPARTMENT

      This website is dedicated to Charles Schulz, creator of The Peanuts,
      the best (i.e. funniest and most human) comic strip ever made,
      who died on January 12, 2000.

    I'd like to thank Art Buchwald for (unknowingly) providing the motto for this department: 
    "You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is satire. All you're doing is recording it." 
    Therefore, with some of the following texts, I'm afraid you've got to figure out for yourself whether they are fictional or not...
    For starters: you want a definition of  SATIRE  which is really short and yet to the point?!
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    IN SATIRE LAUGHTER IS USED AS A WEAPON
     
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