CLARIFICATION OF THE CORPORATE STRUCTURE

CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound

Is more powerful than a locomotive

Is faster than a speeding bullet

Walks on water

Talks with God

PRESIDENT

Leaps short buildings in a single bound

Is more powerful than a switch engine

Is faster than a speeding BB

Walks on water if the sea is calm

Talks with God if special request is approved

EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds

Is almost as powerful as a switch engine

Can fire a speeding bullet

Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool

Is occasionally addressed by God

VICE PRESIDENT

Barely clears a Quonset hut

Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive

Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury

Swims well

Talks to animals

MANAGER

Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings

Is run over by a locomotive

Is not issued ammunition

Dog paddles

Talks to walls

SUPERVISOR

Runs into buildings

Recognizes a locomotive two out of three times

Wets himself with a water pistol

Can't stay afloat without a life preserver

Mumbles to himself

SECRETARY

Lifts buildings and walks under them

Kicks locomotives off the tracks

Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them

Freezes water with a single glance

She is God