When DragonballZ met Friends
Me and Lila wrote this, Vegeta, Bulma, Trunks, Goku, ChiChi and Goten have gone to see a Friends episode being filmed:
Vegeta-Where are the stupid seats?
Bulma- Look at the ticket, dumbass
Goku- Someone's sitting in our seats
Vegeta- Not anymore **fires a ki blast down the row of seats sending everyone there into the next dimension**
Bulma- Vegeta! I said no killing!
Vegeta- Be quiet woman
**Bulma sighs and walks down the row of seats, sitting in the last one, Vegeta sits next to her, Goku next to Vegeta and ChiChi next to Goku**
Vegeta- So what kind of show is this?
Bulma- It's a comedy sketch about these friends...
Vegeta- Boring! OK when does the blood and gore start?
ChiChi- There isn't any blood and gore in Friends. Is there?
Goku- No way. Well not martial arts blood and gore anyway, although Ross did get hit in the face with a hockey puck...
Vegeta- Loser, what kinda of an idiot gets hit by a hockey puck?
**Goten and Trunks arrive**
Trunks- Hey dad, got you some popcorn. ***Trunks passes a box of popcorn to Vegeta**
Bulma- I think Ross is kinda cute
Vegeta- You what !?! Think a loser like that is cute?
Trunks- Well she thinks you're cute dad, i guess anything's possible
Vegeta- Right, come here you....
Trunks- Uh oh! **jumps on Vegeta's head and boundes over to Bulma**
Bulma- VEGETA SIT DOWN! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!
**Vegeta quickly sits down and starts grumbling to himself**
ChiChi- Come on Goten, you have to sit down too.
Goten- But I wanna sit with Trunks!
Vegeta- If you know what's good for you you'll go and make friends with someone elses kid
Goku- What's wrong with my son? Leave him alone.
Trunks- Dad!
Bulma- Be quiet Vegeta. Trunks, go and sit with Goten, hurry, it's about to start.
**Trunks clambers over and sits next to Goten, the Friends charaters walk onto the stage and are introduced, when it comes to Ross Vegeta gets mad**
Vegeta- HEY LOSER! EAT THIS! **starts pwering up a kamehameha**
Bulma- VEGETA! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
**Vegeta sits down. Friends starts. Trunks and Goten start throwing popcorn at the audience infront of them**
Trunks- Yay, I hit the bald guy.
**bald guy turns around**
Trunks- Krillin!
Krillin- Hey who threw...! Oh hi guys, didn't know you liked to watch Friends too! **the person infront shushes him** Opps, sorry!
**the audience burtsts into laughter, but Vegeta just looks around bewildered**
Vegeta- What happened?
Bulma- Pay attention and you'll find out
Vegeta- I'm bored **starts throwing popcorn, Trunks and Goten clamber over everyone to join Vegeta**
Goten- FOOD FIGHT! **Vegeta, Trunks and Goten start throwing as much food at each other as they can lay their hands on**
Warming up guy- HEY! STOP THAT UP THERE!
Vegeta- Shut up! **throws several ki blasts at the stage area, killing all the Friends cast and crew**
Bulma- VEGETA! **drags Vegeta and Trunks out of the studio, Krillin, Goku, Goten and ChiChi follow**
Vegeta- That wasn't too bad actually, can we do it again tomorrow?
THE END
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