Jokes
A blonde went on a plane and went to First Class. The stewardess asked to look at her ticket.
"Excuse me Ma'am, you're supposed to be in Economy class." The stewardess explained to the blonde, the blonde looked at her and said,
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm going to Stockhom." The Stewardess repeated what she's told the blonde, the reply was,
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm going to Stockhom.", so the Stewardess got the head-steward-person.
"Ma'am, you paid for Economy Calss, I'm afraid you'll have to move." He told the blonde. The reply was,
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm going to Stockhom." The head-steward-person got the co-pilot.
"Excuse me Madam, you paid for Economy Class and you're in a First Class seat, I'm going to have to ask you to move." The co-pilot said. The blonde replied,
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm going to Stockhom." The co-pilot spoke with the head-steward-person and they decided that if the blonde didn't move they would call the police and ask them to wait at the airport, but a passenger came over.
"Excuse me, I couldn't help over-hearing your problem, my wife's a blonde and over the years I've learned how to speak 'blonde'. I think I can help." He said, the co-pilot and the head-steward-person agreed. The man walked up to the blonde and whispered to her, she got up and moved. The co-pilot and head-steward-person were amazed.
"How did you do that!?!" They asked the passanger.
"It's simple." He told them "I told her First Class wasn't going to Stockhom."