Things Said by Ian Holloway

For anyone who doesn't support QPR (and that's a LOT of people) Ian Holloway is the current manager of Queens Park Rangers, a football team in Division 2. These are the daft things he has said (or someof them at least):

On QPR's financial position:

'It's like the film Men in Black. I walk around in a black suit, white shirt and black tie where I've had to flash my white light every now and again to erase some memories, but I feel we've got hold of the galaxy now......it's in our hands.''

On QPR generally:

"This is the peoples club and everybody can have a piece of that pie - a pie that's already smelling beautifully."

On the state of the club at present:

"The club isn't on solid ground - it's like I'm on a block of ice. I don't know whether I'm going to go through it, or slide off."

On QPR's days in the Premiership:

"If the club was a chocolate bar, it would have licked itself"

On helping Doudou's (foreign player) homesickness:

"What we've all got to do is pick him up, slap him around and make him feel welcome."

On axing players from the squad:

"When the water stands still in the pond, it starts to stink."

On Loftus Road:

"This is our cave, and I like living in it"