Fun Things To Do In A Slow Elevator
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.
Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas.
Shave. (Especially if you're a woman.)
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.