Stargate Quotes Page 2

O'Neill, about a planet Hammond is talking about- Let me guess, that's where we're going.

Hammond- Very good Colonel

O'Neill- Thank you sir, I pride myself on my deductive reasoning skills.

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Teal'c- Perimeter is established *He throws a rock and an annoying alarm sounds*

O'Neill- Perfect. If any little rocks sneak up on us we'll have plenty of warning.

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O'Neill, to the surveillance camera in his holding cell- C'mon, get me out of here. Tell ya what, let me put it nicely. Get me the HELL out of here!

Hammond- If that isn't O'Neill, I want to know who the hell we're looking at *O'Neill throws a pillow at the camera*

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Fake O'Neill- When my energy harmed you, I tried to heal you. But I did not understand your injury. So I looked into your mind. I saw the mind of a warrior. I feared it. As I feared those who destroyed my race. I tried to make you well, before my mistake was discovered, before the others returned and destroyed me. I understand now. Your deepest pain was not the physical injury I had caused. Your pain was from an empty part in your heart where Charlie once was. I thought if I could bring Charlie back to you it would make you well. I did not understand that his death meant he could no longer exist as flesh and blood. Death does not have the same meaning to us.

Real O'Neill- Are you dying now?

Fake O'Neill- Yes. I could not bring Charlie to you.

Real O'Neill- Charlie's gone.

Fake O'Neill- No. He's in here. *His hand reaches out and touches O'Neill's chest, then turns into Charlie*

Real O'Neill- Charlie?

Fake Charlie- You cannot change what happened that day, just as I cannot change the day that the Goa'uld destroyed my world. I'm showing you what of Charlie is still there, inside you.

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O'Neill to the Nox- Sorry to drop in on you like this but we're...dead

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Nefreyu- Is that a weapon?

O'Neill- Yes, and you can't have it.

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O'Neill- Well this was an intergalactic waste of time.

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Daniel- You know, I thought the alien on the video looked fairly docile. More curious than harmful.

O'Neill- I thought he looked bald, white and naked.

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Daniel- Excuse me, sorry for interrupting. What just happened?

O'Neill- Well apparantly we said hello, insulted each other and broke for recess.

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O'Neill- General, she's going back to have her brains sucked out...and I dare ANYBODY to phrase it more delicately.

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O'Neill- Alright, I gotta know

Daniel, thinking he's talking about the mirror- Yes I'm about to activate it.

O'Neill- No, no, not that. What the hell does 'kree' mean?

Daniel- Well acutally it means a lot of things. Loosly translated it mean attention, listen up, concentrate.

O'Neill- Yoo hoo?

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Teal'c- Have you not read the bible O'Neill?

O'Neill- Oh yeah, yeah...not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.

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O'Neill- Carter, if I ever get the urge to help anybody again, feel free to give me a swift kick.

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Daniel- How'd you get in here?

O'Neill- Got tired of waiting in the hall so I let us in. You need a new lock by the way.

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O'Neill- Hey Reigar? you that 'we come in peace' business? Bite me.

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Daniel- This taste like chicken

Carter- So what's wrong with it?

Daniel- It's macaroni and cheese

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Daniel- I'm sorry I thought we were explorers

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Nem- You decieve!

Daniel- WHY? God why, why, why would I do that?!

Nem- You serve the Goa'uld!

Daniel- No! No! I lost my wife, my, my mate because of the Goa'uld. They took her from me and I despise them for that!

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Sara- We were pretty great together weren't we.

O'Neill- We were the greatest.

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O'Neill- Darwin would be crushed.

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