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Conclusion; The place where you got tired of thinking
Carpe diem, before it carpes you
A commitee is a lifeform with many legs and no brain
Childhood isn't an age, it's a state of mind
I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares
Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
You don't have to agree with me, but it's quicker.
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.
Sure God created men before women, but then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
Definition of stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living crap out of some asshole that desperately needs it.
Computers aren't intelligent, they just think they are
Some of the greatest writers the worlds has ever known have written their finest works blissfully drunk, and so shall I.
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