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Be incomprehensible. If they can't understand they can't disagree.

May I be excused? My brain is full.

Winter is just nature's way of saying 'up yours'.

Frequent naps prevent old age, especially while driving.

HARDWARE: The parts of a computer you can kick.

Karaoke: Japanese word for tone deaf American.

Never leave something to *MY* imagination.

Old virus detected. Contact your hacker for updates.

Of course I'm sane. The voices say so.

Back off on the coffee when you can't even hold the cup anymore.

God made a few perfect people, all the rest are right-handed.

I'm not nuts, I'm differentially orientated.

Everyone's entitled to an opinion. Here, take mine.

Everybody said it couldn't be done. I did it! No one was looking.

Jesus loves you, but I don't, so get out of my way!

Keep your city clean…eat a pigeon.

Of COURSE I talk to myself. I LOVE intelligent conversation.

Burn the flag. But tie a liberal to it first.

Microsoft: Making tomorrows mistakes today.

IBM: Itty Bitty Minds

It's not that life is short, it's just that you're dead for SO long.

Prayers are always answered. The answer is usually NO!

Reincarnation: Some days you're a bug, other days a windshield

Good aim means never having to say you're sorry.

Like cats? Me too! Let's exchange recipies.

Go ahead and knock on my door, I'm already disturbed!

Since God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining