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(NC-17)
by Delta Story
June 2000
This little bit of doggerel was written following a horrid week of reruns that included "Fair Haven", "Spirit Folk" and (shudder!) "Unforgettable". Paramount should be ashamed of themselves; therefore, I’ll let them have this if they want it!
There once was a bartender from Fair Haven
Whom Voyager’s captain liked a wee bit unshaven.
And to prevent any strife
She deleted the wife
And proceeded to pursue what she was cravin’.
They chatted and roamed o’er the hills so green
And finally resting, on his shoulder she did lean.
Fraught with confusion
And fearful of sexual union
She left him alone as he slumbered quite serene.
To the holographic doctor she ran for firm direction;
His answer was smug, full of his usual benefaction:
"If ever you can have your pick,
Always choose a holo-dick…
For this one will never leave you without satisfaction."
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