You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials.
People ask you what color your hair used to be.
You enjoy watching the news.
Your car must have four doors.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You have a dream about prunes.
You start worrying when your supply of Ben Gay is low.
You think a C.D. is a certificate of deposit.
You have more than 2 pair of glasses.
Your biggest concern when dancing is falling.
You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.